| 10. |
No one will kill you
for not drinking beer. |
| 9. |
Beer doesn't tell
you how to have sex. |
| 8. |
Beer has never
caused a major war. |
| 7. |
They don't force
beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
|
| 6. |
When you have beer,
you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it
away. |
| 5. |
Nobody's ever been
burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death
over his brand of beer. |
| 4. |
You don't have to
wait 2, 000+ years for a second beer. |
| 3. |
There are laws
saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
|
| 2. |
You can prove you
have a beer. |
| 1. |
If you have devoted
your life to beer, there are groups to help you
stop. |