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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A man with worms is never alone.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy.
Before giving anyone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
Born Free... Taxed to Death.
Buckle Up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.
DON'T HIT KIDS. No, seriously. They have guns, now.
Don't make me come down there. - God.
Don't sweat the petty things... And don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't take my signals literally.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eschew obfuscation.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Everybody is somebody's weirdo.
Excuse me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp.
Finish your beer! There are sober kids in India.
Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
Forget World Peace - Visualise Using Your Turn Signal!
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Get off my ass before I start to like it.
God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Heavily medicated for your safety.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I have a nice body. It's in the boot.
I love cats. They taste like chicken.
I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I defend your right to stick it.
I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I wouldn't want to see you every day.
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If you can't laugh at yourself, let me do it for you.
If you can't read this, you're illiterate.
If you don't like the way I drive, GET OFF THE FRIGGIN' FOOTPATH!
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, SOMEONE ELSE WILL.
If you're born again, does that mean you have two belly buttons?
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
I'm out of oestrogen and I have a gun.
I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt.
Imagination is the foundation of reality.
In the U.S., a woman gives birth every 12 seconds. She must be found and stopped.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It's been Monday all week.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
JESUS IS COMING. Look busy!
Jesus loves you... But I'm his favourite.
Jesus loves you... Just not in that way.
Just because I'm wandering, doesn't mean I'm lost.
Keep honking. I'm re-loading.
Keep that sense of humour; it's critical.
Life is a terminal disease.
Life sucks - and it leaves some mean hickies.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
Missing your cat? Check under my tyres.
My son is an honour student at the state correctional facility.
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!
No Radio - Already Stolen.
Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
One more repo, and I'll be debt-free!
Pay your taxes. Twelve million illegal aliens are depending on you.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
So many cats... So few recipes...
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.
SQUIRRELS: Nature's little speed humps.
Stop animal experiments. Use lawyers.
The Big Bang Theory: And God said, "Pulleth my finger..."
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20 of ammunition.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
We're spending our children's inheritance.
What happens at band camp, STAYS at band camp.
What Was Jesus Drinking?
What Would Yoda Do? Your ass, kick it he would!
When all else fails, lower your standards.
When it comes to thought, some people will stop at nothing.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've done nothing my entire life.
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
Why be normal?
You are reinforcing my inherent distrust of strangers.
You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.